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10.06.2025 02:23
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
What are some tips for a girl with low self-esteem to start dating?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How is TikTok able to censor porn?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Nuts and Butts
What is the dirtiest thing you have witnessed your wife do?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
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Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
share office space ...
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Still no good.
Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Just Forget it!
Why do some of those who believe in a god refuse to consider the possibility they could be wrong?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
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So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Then came..
No go.
Which country do you recommend for me to live in, England, the USA, Italy, Spanish, or Austria?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)